"Aries, Get Ready for a Stellar Performance: Mars is Going Retrograde and It's Not Just Because It Forgot Its Space Wallet!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Aries, Get Ready for a Stellar Performance: Mars is Going Retrograde and It's Not Just Because It Forgot Its Space Wallet!"
"Aries, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Shenanigans: Martian Retrograde Ahead - Remember, it's not the End of the Universe (yet)!"
"Astrological Forecast for Aries: Prepare to Fire Up Your Thrusters, You're on a Cosmic Rollercoaster, Baby!"
"Aries Take Note: Mars Calls for More Action, Less Yapping - Even Judge Dredd Can't Argue with That!"