"Red Alert, Aries! Mars in Retrograde Could Cause Phaser Malfunctions: Don't Forget Your Starfleet Manual This Week!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Red Alert, Aries! Mars in Retrograde Could Cause Phaser Malfunctions: Don't Forget Your Starfleet Manual This Week!"
"Aries, Grab Your Hoverboard! Time-Travelling Rams Predict a Flux-capacitor Full of Surprises This Month!"
"Aries, this week you're hotter than a flamethrower on an Antarctic alien! Time to melt some icy hearts!"