"Red Alert, Aries! Unmistakable Surge in Your Midichlorian Levels Predicts a Cosmic Adventure Straight from Tatooine!"
Aries is the first astrological sign in the zodiac, spanning the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the Sun transits this sign from approximately March 20 to April 21 each year.
"Red Alert, Aries! Unmistakable Surge in Your Midichlorian Levels Predicts a Cosmic Adventure Straight from Tatooine!"
"Aries, This Week: You're One Ugly Mother Star-gazer! But Your Future is so Bright, We Need Thermal Vision!"
"Aries, the Ram: Brace Yourself for Cosmic Goat Yoga - Universe Scheduled to Stretch Your Patience to Galactic Limits!"