Aquarius Report

"Timey-Wimey Twists & Cosmic Quirks: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Nebula of Nerdiness This Month!"

The next Aquarius will start in 21 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 12 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 36 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 48 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 44 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 21 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Dear Aquarius, You're probably sitting there, scrolling on your phone, wondering why your cereal doesn't taste like the cosmos. Let's face it, you're Aquarius, you're out of this world. The Waning Gibbous moon is 18.8 days old, just like that leftover pizza in your fridge. Remember the one you swore you'd finish but didn't? It's a metaphor for your life, really. The universe is telling you to finish what you started, or at least toss out the old and make room for some new cosmic pizza. In the name of science, let's remember that pizza, like dreams, is mostly made up of empty space (and a bit of cheese). So, when you're feeling a bit deflated, remember - you're not empty, you're just full of cosmic potential... and possibly pepperoni. You have an incredible knack for bringing people together, kind of like how gravity brings objects together, but with less crushing results. Use this power wisely and remember that even black holes, as scary and mysterious as they are, serve a purpose. They're not just cosmic vacuum cleaners, you know. This week, channel your inner Neil Armstrong, take one small step towards your goals, and one giant leap into the unknown. Discover new galaxies, explore strange new worlds, and boldly go where no Aquarius has gone before! Remember, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then question the physics behind fruit transmutation. #AquariusLife #CosmicPizza #ScienceNerd #UniverseGotJokes

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