Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Uranus Rings a Bell and It's Not for Takeout: A Galactic Rollercoaster Awaits!"

The next Aquarius will start in 177 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 22 days, at Sunday, 18 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 185 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 133 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Alright, Aquarius, listen up! With Pluto retrograding through your sign like a cosmic skateboarder who forgot his helmet, things are about to get interesting. First off, it's time to play hide and seek with your fears. Yes, I said hide and seek, not hide and scream like that poor chap in Alien. Remember, this isn't a horror movie, but your life, and you're the boss, even if Pluto's acting like the swaggering bully on the cosmic playground. Now, with the third quarter moon being 21.3 days old, it's basically the equivalent of a moody teenager. Expect some emotional turbulence and perhaps a bit of existential angst. Don't be surprised if you find yourself questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and why the heck we don't have teleportation devices yet. It's a great time to embrace your inner nerd and dive into some deep topics of interest. Maybe quantum physics or the intricacies of the Klingon language? Who knows, maybe you'll find out the secret behind the universe isn't 42 after all! Remember, dear Aquarian, while Pluto's having its retro roller derby in your sign, it's also a time of transformation and rebirth. So, let go of what no longer serves you and welcome the new with open arms. Or tentacles, whatever floats your spaceship. In conclusion, this week, channel your inner Ripley, stay cool under pressure, and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream...but on Earth, your neighbors might complain. So, keep the existential crises to a dull roar, okay? #AlienInspiredAstrology #PlutoRetrograde #NerdyAstrologer #AquariusHoroscope #ThirdQuarterMoonMadness

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.07.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-27-07-2024)