Aquarius Report

"RoboCop Out: Aquarius, Time to Upgrade Your Emotional Firewall this Month!"

The next Aquarius will start in 180 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 25 days, at Sunday, 18 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 188 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 136 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

🔭Aquarius, darling, I see you there, all quirky and independent, marching to the beat of your own drum machine. And hey, no judgment! As a matter of fact, big thumbs up from this space-nerd astrologer. 👍 Now, let's talk about your planetary buddy Pluto who's decided to cha-cha slide backward in your sign. Aw, retrogrades... they're like your favorite song played backward: confusing and slightly disconcerting, amirite? 😂 During this time, here's a pro tip: Beware of alien invaders! No, not the green ones from Mars, but those pesky thoughts that seem to invade your headspace. They might be old habits trying to make a comeback or unresolved issues popping their ghostly heads back up. 👻 But remember, Aquarius, you are as tenacious as a tardigrade in outer space! 🚀 As for Madame Moon, she’s in her waning gibbous phase, 18 days old and still looking fab (we should ask her skincare routine). This phase is all about letting go, so it’s time to say "bye Felicia" to those unnecessary emotional baggages, worse than any airport luggage fees! ✈️ So dear water-bearer, your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves embracing change, releasing what no longer serves you, and staying true to your unique self. Like playing a game of Tetris with your life, just keep rotating until everything fits. 🎮 Keep looking up, Aquarius, and remember: You're a limited edition in this universe full of reprints. Shine on, you crazy diamond. 💎 #HoroscopeHullabaloo #AstrologyAntics #PlutoRetrograde #WaningGibbous #AquariusAdventures

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.07.2024 08:42:02 (aqu-24-07-2024)