Aquarius Report

"Quirky Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Galactic Tango with Saturn! The Planet is Not Actually Your Dance Partner but it Sure Feels Like It!"

The next Aquarius will start in 25 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 16 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 40 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 52 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 48 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 25 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Ah, Aquarius! The water bearer of the zodiac, and no, I'm not talking about the kind who brings me my morning coffee. I'm talking about you, the visionary, the humanitarian...and the person most likely to own a lava lamp. Now, with the Full Moon at a ripe age of 15.1 days old (which, in moon years, is just enough to have its first existential crisis), you'll be feeling a burst of energy. It's as if you've chugged a cosmic-sized Red Bull—minus the heart palpitations, thankfully. During this time, the celestial bodies are aligned in such a way that they could spell out 'Carpe Diem' if you squint hard enough. So, seize the day! Or seize the remote. Your choice. In true Aquarian fashion, you'll find yourself becoming a magnet for people. Not literally, of course. That would require a rather inconvenient amount of iron in your diet. But you'll be attracting both friends and strangers alike with your unique charm and wit. Remember, the universe is full of mysteries and chaos, much like your sock drawer. Take on challenges head-on, embrace the unknown, and maybe sort through those socks while you're at it. Your lucky numbers for the week: π, e, and the square root of -1. Yes, two of them aren't even real numbers, but hey, we're all a little imaginary sometimes, right? #AquariusVibes #CosmicRedBull #SockDrawerChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.12.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-27-12-2023)