Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Beware of Aliens, They Might Steal Your Quirky Charm and Inventive Ideas This Week!"

The next Aquarius will start in 300 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 9 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 308 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 256 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, my cosmic Aquarians! Listen up, because Pluto's having a pool party in your sign and you're the guest of honor. First stop, the Milky Way bar. Grab a Pluto Punch (non-alcoholic, of course. We're keeping it classy). When Pluto goes all Aquarius, it’s like a cosmic remix of Star Trek and Scooby-Doo. You've got the deep, introspective vibes of Spock paired with the freewheeling, sandwich-eating energy of Shaggy. It's intense. It's weird. It's...well, it's you. Now, let's talk about that full moon. Luna is 15.7 days old, which in human years is equivalent to...let me calculate...hold on...carry the one...heck, I don't know. But hey, she’s looking pretty fine for her age. This month, you'll feel a pull towards reconnecting with your roots, whether that means going through old photo albums or finally finding out if your great-great-great-grandfather really did invent the whoopee cushion. Dive deep into family history, but beware of any skeletons hiding in the closet - or rather, mummies in the sarcophagus. This is also the perfect time to clear out your own metaphorical closet. Finally throw out those socks with holes, shaky Ikea shelf, and that physics textbook you swore you'd read (we all know you just bought it to look smart). So embrace this month with open arms, my Aquarian friends. Remember, it's not every day you get to party with Pluto and moonwalk with the Moon. #PlutoParty #MoonwalkingWithAquarius #CosmicSpringCleaning #StarTrekScoobyDooMashup #AstroNerdsUnite

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-26-03-2024)