Aquarius Report

"Alien Abduction or Just Another Monday? Aquarius, Your Cosmic Weather Report is Out of This World!"

The next Aquarius will start in 27 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 18 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 42 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 54 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 50 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 27 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Alright, my cosmic Aquarian comrades, let's see what the universe has in store for you. With the full moon at a very specific 13.2 days old (I double-checked with my trusty telescope), it's like your ruling planet Uranus is throwing a cosmic disco party and you're invited! The beats are pumping, the stars are twirling, and all the celestial bodies are getting down to the funky rhythms of the cosmos. This cosmic shindig is bringing a wave of creativity that's going to hit you harder than a supernova. It's time to get groovy with those ideas that have been floating around in your head, like a rogue asteroid in the asteroid belt. And guess what? With Mercury chilling in your sign, your communication skills are on point. You'll be spitting out witty comebacks faster than light speed. Remember, my space-trekking friend, use this power wisely. No one wants to deal with a sassy spaceship. #CosmicSass But hold on to your space boots! That moon, she’s a tricky lady. She might make you feel a little more emotional than usual. You may find yourself tearing up at the sight of a particularly beautiful star cluster or getting misty-eyed while watching reruns of Farscape. #BlameItOnTheMoon Just remember, as an Aquarius, you're as unique as a quasar and as cool as Pluto (which is totally still a planet in my book). Keep being your weird, wonderful self and the cosmos will reward you. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies, and don't forget to recycle. After all, we want to keep this Earth spinning for future generations of stargazers. #EcoAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.12.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-25-12-2023)