Aquarius Report

"Open the Pod Bay Doors, Aquarius, Your Cosmic Upgrade is Ready: Will it be 2001 or Windows 95?"

The next Aquarius will start in 184 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 2 days, at Monday, 22 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 192 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 140 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 13.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Ah, Aquarius, you forward-thinking, air sign, you! This week is going to have all the unpredictability of a quantum physics experiment gone haywire. With Pluto, the hermit of the solar system, currently doing the moonwalk in your sector, expect the unexpected, and then expect the unexpected of that unexpected. Now, let's talk about our dear friend the Moon. At a spry 13.6 days old, she's no longer a newborn but not quite a teenager. Let's call her a tween. And like any self-respecting tween, she's full of energy and a touch defiant. So, if you find yourself feeling like a middle-schooler at a high school party, don't panic. It's just the universe's odd way of saying, "Hey, remember those awkward teen years? Good times, huh?" Here's the deal, my cosmic explorer: This week, you’ll feel like you’re trying to solve Schrödinger's cat paradox while riding the Big Dipper. It’s going to be a roller coaster, with your emotions and intuition running wilder than a pack of electrons on Red Bull. So, what's the advice here? Well, take it from your favorite nerdy astrologer, keep your proton pack charged and ready, because who knows what cosmic ghouls may come knocking. And remember, when life gives you quarks, make quantum soup! #Aquarius #PlutoRetrograde #QuantumChaos #FullMoonFever #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.07.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-20-07-2024)