Aquarius Report

"Brace for Impact, Aquarius: Uranus is Retrograde and it's About to Get As Messy As Your Room After a Binge-Watching Stargate Marathon!"

We are currently in the sign of Aquarius

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 18 days, at Thursday, 07 March, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aquarius

Venus is currently in Aquarius

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The First Quarter moon is currently 9.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello there, Aquarius! The Force is strong with you this week. With Mercury, Venus, Mars, and even the broody Pluto all crowded into your sign like a bunch of Wookies in a tiny Millennium Falcon, you're about to feel the celestial equivalent of a lightsaber's ouch-factor. With Mercury in your sign, remember, "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." You're going to have the communication skills of C-3PO, but try not to be as square as our favorite protocol droid. Let your words flow freely, like Yoda's cryptic wisdom, but just slightly more understandable. Venus is also crashing your space party, making your love life as exciting as a pod race. You might find yourself attracting admirers like Leia in her golden bikini, or maybe you’re the one swooning over a scruffy-looking nerf herder. Either way, don't go kissing any siblings, okay? Mars is dangling in your sign like a hapless Stormtrooper on a rope. It’s pushing you to fight for your beliefs with the determination of a Jedi Knight, but remember, “Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.” So pick your battles wisely, Aquarius. And then we've got Pluto, playing the Vader to your Skywalker. It’s all about transformation, so you might feel a disturbance in the Force as it shakes up your life like an asteroid field. But remember what I told young Luke: “You must do what you feel is right, of course.” The First Quarter moon is 9.1 days old, a perfect time for you to show off your own Jedi mind tricks. Harness that lunar energy, and you'll be moving objects with your mind in no time. Or at least, you'll be more persuasive in arguments. Same thing, right? #AquariusInHyperdrive #JediMindTricks #StarCrossedGalaxyFarFarAway May the Force be ever in your favor, Aquarius... wait, wrong universe. You get the point. Stay groovy and remember, the stars are more than just big balls of gas - they're our cosmic road map. Or at least a fun conversation starter at parties. Cheers!

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.02.2024 08:42:02 (aqu-18-02-2024)