Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Prepare for a Galactic Hoedown: Uranus is doing the Macarena in Your Sign!"

The next Aquarius will start in 309 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 18 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 317 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 265 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Aquarius! So, you've got both Mars and Pluto partying in your sign like a couple of cosmic gatecrashers, while the First Quarter moon is nearing its awkward pre-teen phase. This is like having an intergalactic house party where the moon brings chips and dip but forgets the salsa. Typical! Mars, the celestial embodiment of the term "hothead," is stoking the fires of your excitement. Expect spurts of energy that would put a caffeinated squirrel to shame. On the other hand, we have Pluto, the infamous underdog of our solar system (which, by the way, is still a planet in my book), bringing a dose of transformation and rebirth vibes. It's like going through puberty all over again, but without the acne and questionable fashion choices. Now, don't let the growing pains scare you off. This planetary mash-up is about as harmonious as a performance by an alien choir on Mars (they're not too bad once you get past the tentacles). The key takeaway is this: embrace the energy, welcome the change, and remember that even amidst chaos, you can find peace. Or at least a good laugh. The First Quarter moon, currently in its "I'm not a kid anymore, I'm 7.6 days old!" phase, is pushing you towards making decisions. But remember, Aquarius, just because you CAN buy those neon green, glow-in-the-dark overalls, doesn't mean you SHOULD. In summary, this week you're a cosmic powerhouse, Aquarius. So, roll up your sleeves, strap on your space helmet, and get ready to ride the wave of Martian energy and Plutonian change. And if all else fails, remember: The stars can't tell you what to do. They're giant balls of gas, not your mom. #AquariumMode #MarsInAquarius #PlutoParty #QuarterMoonCrisis #NeonGreenOveralls #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-17-03-2024)