Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Strap on Your Jetpacks! It's Not Mars Retrograde, It's Just Life Getting Extra Terrestrial!"

The next Aquarius will start in 38 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 2 days, at Saturday, 16 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 53 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 65 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 61 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 38 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Aquarius, oh Aquarius! If you've ever wondered what it feels like to be a caffeine-addicted squirrel in a nut factory, then this week is your lucky (or, you know, not-so-lucky) week! We can all blame the new moon, which is currently a spry 1.5 days old. It's in that annoying toddler phase where it knocks over everything and scribbles on the walls of the universe with cosmic crayons. Expect the unexpected, my water-bearing friends. You thought Mercury in retrograde was a handful? Well, this moon is like Mercury after it drank three energy drinks and decided to run a marathon. As an air sign, you’re used to having your head in the clouds, but this week, those clouds might just turn into a tornado. But remember, even tornadoes can be fun if approached with the right mentality. Just ask Dorothy. She got to meet a talking scarecrow, didn’t she? On a brighter note, Saturn, your ruling planet, is quite content right now. It's sitting there, in its ringed glory, munching on space popcorn and watching the chaos unfold. You may find that, despite the whirlwind around you, there's a strange sense of calm at the eye of the storm. Try to tap into that and remember to breathe. So, don your tin-foil hats, grab your towels, and let's ride this cosmic roller coaster together! And remember, no matter how mad the universe seems, there's always time for a cup of tea. #AquariusChaos #NewMoonMadness #HitchhikersGuideToTheZodiac

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.12.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-14-12-2023)