Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Prepare for an Astrological R2-Detour: May the Cosmic Force be with You this Month!"

The next Aquarius will start in 312 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 21 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 320 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 268 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello fellow water-bearers! Oh, wait... Aquarius, you’re actually an air sign, aren’t you? You're about as much a water-bearer as I am a Blade Runner. (Just kidding, I'm not really one. I'm just a humble astrologer with a penchant for dad jokes.) #BladeRunnerBanter First off, Mars, the planet named after the Roman god of war, is in your corner. Now, don't start practicing your ninja moves just yet. In astrology, Mars is the ruler of drive and ambition. It's like the caffeine in your cosmic espresso. So, get ready to have a little extra pep in your step! And remember, "Too much caffeine can be harmful." - said no one ever. #MarsInAquarius #AstroCoffee Next up, Pluto. The little planet that could. Well, it used to be a planet, then it wasn’t, then it was... you get the idea. Despite its identity crisis, Pluto packs a punch. It's all about transformation. So, expect some changes, Aquarius. Maybe you'll finally figure out how to fold a fitted sheet or discover a new use for duct tape. The possibilities are endless. #PlutoPower #ChangeIsComing As for the moon, it's a waxing crescent, just 4.5 days old. It's young, it's fresh, and it's ready for action. Just like you, right? This phase is all about setting intentions. So, grab a pen and paper and start mapping out your world domination plans. Or, you know, just plan your next Netflix binge. No judgement here. #MoonMagic #NetflixAndChill In short, Aquarius, gear up for a high-energy, transformative time. Just remember to keep that unique Aquarian spirit going strong. And if all else fails, blame it on Mercury. It's usually in retrograde anyway. #JustBlameMercury Until next time, keep reaching for the stars... or at least the top shelf where the good snacks are hidden. #SnackAttack

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.03.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-14-03-2024)