Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Strap on Your Space Boots: A Cosmic Hoedown's a Comin' with Stars More Twisted Than Serenity's Flight Path!"

We are currently in the sign of Aquarius

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 22 days, at Thursday, 07 March, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aquarius

Venus moves to Aquarius in 3 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Aquarius! It's a veritable cosmic party in your sign right now. Mercury, Mars, and Pluto are all hanging out in your corner of the zodiac like a trio of nerds at a Star Trek convention. Mercury, that quicksilver messenger of the Gods, is updating your internal software, giving you a mental upgrade faster than your WiFi can say "404 error". Expect witty comebacks to flow like the Nile and intellectual pursuits to be as irresistible as pizza on cheat day. Mars, the red planet, is playing the role of your personal trainer. It's pumping up your assertiveness, so don't be surprised if you find yourself bench pressing your fears and squatting your doubts. Just remember, it's not about the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog, or in your case, the water bearer. And Pluto - oh, Pluto. Yes, I know it's not technically a planet anymore (thanks, Neil deGrasse Tyson), but it's still throwing some serious transformative energy your way. Think of it as your personal Marie Kondo, helping you to declutter your life. If it doesn't spark joy, it's time to let it go. Last but not least, we have our Waxing Crescent moon, just 5 days old. This celestial little one is all about growth and manifestation. It’s like your cosmic Amazon Prime - put in your order, and watch it arrive! So Aquarius, buckle up and enjoy this interstellar rollercoaster ride. Remember, you're not just a drop in the ocean, you're the entire ocean in a drop. Go with the flow and make some waves! #AquariusVibes #CosmicParty #MercuryInAquarius #MarsInAquarius #PlutoStillCounts #WaxingCrescent #AstroNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.02.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-14-02-2024)