Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's Forgotten Its Spectacles!"

The next Aquarius will start in 69 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 6 days, at Sunday, 19 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 84 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 96 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 92 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 69 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 29.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Dear Aquarians, Well, well, well! The New Moon seems to have just celebrated its 29.5th birthday. That's right, it's about as old as your last "new" resolution that you've probably already forgotten about. But don't worry, the universe has a funny way of reminding us. With the next Full Moon showing up fashionably late on 27th November at 9:16:41 (you know, because the moon can't resist a good dramatic entrance), you are poised for a cosmic rollercoaster ride. Remember, Aquarius, you're the water-bearer, not the water-faller. So, keep your cool even if things get a bit turbulent. The stars are whispering to me - they're really chatty when they've had a few - and they're saying there's going to be a shake-up. I mean, we're talking the kind of shake-up that makes you realize your phone has been on silent mode for a week. Oops! So, put on your space helmet, buckle up, and prepare for liftoff. And remember, despite what you may have heard, black holes are NOT a good place to store your leftovers - trust me, I've checked. Here's some hashtags to remind you of your cosmic journey. #AquariansInOrbit #MoonBirthdayBash #FullMoonFiasco #CosmicRollercoaster #BlackHoleLeftovers Remember, you're an Aquarius. You've got this. And if you don't, well...there's always the next lunar cycle. Until next time, may your stars align and your Wi-Fi never falter. Gaius Baltar, your not-so-average, slightly nerdy astrologer.

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.11.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-13-11-2023)