Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Mercury's Retrograde is About to Make Your Tech Gadgets Go More Haywire Than a Dalek on Disco Night!"

The next Aquarius will start in 9 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The moon is currently in Aquarius

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 24 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 36 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 32 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 9 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello there, Aquarius! Or as I sometimes like to call you, the 'Spock' of the Zodiac. As the moon kicks off its new lunar cycle, it's decided to throw a cosmic party in your honor. It's setting up camp right in your backyard, and trust me, this celestial body knows how to party. Now, with the Moon in your sign, you're bound to be feeling like you've just chugged a Starbucks' venti-sized cup of cosmic energy. And not just any energy – we’re talking about the kind of energy that makes you want to solve Schrödinger's cat mystery at 2 AM or invent a new language for intergalactic communication. But remember, even though you've got the brain power of Einstein on a good hair day, you're not an android. You're a human...well, mostly. The universe is encouraging you to use this surge of energy to dive into the depths of those quirky interests you love so much. Always wanted to learn Klingon? Now's the time. Dreamed of testing the theory of relativity using rubber bands and a slinky? Go for it. But don't forget to also take some time to nurture your emotional side. Yes, I know, feelings can be about as comfortable as a Dalek in a china shop, but they are important. You're on the brink of a new journey, Aquarius. Whether it's at warp speed or a steady hoverboard pace, you're moving forward. So, strap on your jetpack, adjust your glasses, and prepare for blast off. And remember, keep your phasers set to 'stun'. We wouldn't want to cause any unnecessary interstellar incidents, now would we? Stay stellar, Aquarius! #AquariusPower #NewMoonVibes #NerdAlert #EmbraceTheQuirk

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.01.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-12-01-2024)