Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Get Ready: Uranus is in Retrograde and It's About to Throw a Galactic Disco Party in Your Honor!"

The next Aquarius will start in 320 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius tomorrow, at Thursday, 07 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 328 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus is currently in Aquarius

Mars is currently in Aquarius

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello my Aquarian amigos! 🌊 Now, I don't want to alarm you, but it's getting as crowded in your sign as a Star Trek convention. Venus, Mars and Pluto decided to have a cosmological camp-out in Aquarius like some celestial road-trip gone rogue. 🚀 Venus in your sign, she's like your nerdy aunt who always brings the best snacks to the party. 🍫 She's here to sprinkle some love pixie dust on your life. So, brace yourself for unexpected rom-com moments. Maybe a meet-cute at the local comic book store? 💕 Mars, the God of War is also bunking down in Aquarius. He's like that testosterone-fueled gym rat who keeps telling you to 'hustle for that muscle.' 🏋️‍♀️ With Mars around, you're going to feel a surge of energy. Make sure to channel it into something productive, like finally organizing your comic book collection or maybe inventing a new app for intergalactic dating. 💪🔥 And let's not forget about the bad boy Pluto. It's like having Darth Vader crash on your couch. Pluto might stir up some deep transformations within you. Don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself attracted to the Dark Side…or maybe just dark chocolate. 🍩🖤 Meanwhile, the waning crescent moon 🌘 is whispering sweet nothings about letting go. Like how you should probably retire your collection of vintage Star Wars lunchboxes. I know, it's hard, but Yoda said it best: "Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose." So, wrap up and get ready for an astronomical adventure, Aquarians. And remember, just because you're an Air sign doesn't mean you can breathe in space. Safety first! 🌌🔭 Hashtags of the day: #AquariusAdventures #MarsMuscles #VenusVibes #PlutoParty #WaningWisdom #NerdAlert

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.03.2024 08:42:02 (aqu-06-03-2024)