Aquarius Report

"Aliens Called, Aquarius: They Want Their Quirkiness Back - Your Weekly Cosmic Shenanigans Forecast!"

The next Aquarius will start in 15 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 6 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 30 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 42 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 38 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 15 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, Aquarius! Or should I say, "Greetings, Water Bearer!" You're like the top-notch plumber of the Zodiac, always carrying the water but never fixing the leaky faucets of life. But fear not! With the Waning Crescent moon at precisely 24.2 days old, there's a lot in store for you. First off, the moon is dwindling faster than your patience with people who don't understand your Star Trek references. It's like they're stuck in a time loop, never learning anything new. Live long and prosper, dear Aquarius! 🖖 Now, onto the scientific stuff. The Waning Crescent moon, 24.2 days old, is a little more than three weeks into its cycle - just like that sourdough starter you keep forgetting about. Remember to feed it, Aquarius. It's more alive than most of your houseplants. 🥖🌱 This phase of the moon, though, signifies a time of release, much like when you finally admitted that Pluto is no longer considered a planet. I know it hurt, buddy, but science can be harsh sometimes. Let go of the past and embrace the future. And yes, that includes accepting that you might never build a fully functional lightsaber. ⚔️ In the spirit of release, it's a perfect time to declutter. That's right, Aquarius, I'm talking about those stacks of comic books and decades-old PC parts you've been hoarding. Who knows? Maybe you'll find a long-lost snack in there. Just make sure it doesn't have a civilization of microorganisms on it before you eat it. In conclusion, lean into this Waning Crescent phase. Embrace your inner Spock, declutter your starship, and remember: the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one...especially when it comes to your comic book collection. May the force be with you, Aquarius. Or as I like to say - #MayTheScienceBeWithYou. 🌙🔭🖖🚀

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.01.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-06-01-2024)