Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks and Cosmic Crumbs - Aquarius, Your Planetary Playlist is on Shuffle this Month!"

The next Aquarius will start in 291 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The moon is currently in Aquarius

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 299 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 247 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Aquarians, or as I prefer to call you, the "cosmic water-bearers". Today, we find both the moon and Pluto cozying up in your sign. How delightful! I imagine it's a bit crowded right now, but remember, space is infinite, even if your patience isn't. With the moon in your sign, you'll likely experience an uptick of emotions. Or you won't. It's a bit like Schrödinger's cat, except replace the cat with your feelings, and replace the box with the entire universe. It’s all a bit complicated, isn’t it? #MoonInAquarius Now onto Pluto, that celestial body that can't seem to decide whether it's a planet or not. Much like you, Aquarians, who can't decide whether to embrace your traditional side or keep reaching for the stars. Pluto's in your corner this month, so you might feel more drawn towards transformation and change. Or you won't. Either way, don't sweat it. After all, nothing matters in the grand scheme of the universe. #PlutoCrisis As for that waning crescent moon, it's currently 24.5 days old. Which, in moon years, is...well, still 24.5 days old. Time is relative, but numbers are pretty absolute. Use this phase as a reminder that everything changes, even the moon. And that even the moon has phases where it feels like it's not quite enough. But just like the moon, you'll get there. Or you won't. #WaningCrescent Remember, Aquarians, the cosmos is a vast, confusing place. Sometimes it gives you answers, sometimes it just gives you existential dread. But hey, at least you're not alone. You've got the moon, Pluto, and the rest of this infinite universe to keep you company. #AquariusLife May the stars guide you, Aquarians, or at least not lead you into a black hole. Trust me, they're not as fun as they sound. #CosmicGuidance Until next time, keep looking up, or don’t. It's your existential crisis after all.

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.04.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-04-04-2024)