Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles Forecast: Aquarius, Prepare to 'Water' Your Inner Alien with Cosmic Laughter!"

The next Aquarius will start in 17 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 8 days, at Friday, 12 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 32 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 44 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 40 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 17 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Aloha, Aquarius! The third quarter moon, currently clocking in at a respectable 22.3 days old, is like your favorite pair of worn-in jeans – comfortable and ready for action! It's bringing some serious 'been there, done that' energy. You might find yourself reminiscing about past adventures, but remember, Aquarius, nostalgia isn’t what it used to be! Expect an unexpected visit from an old friend this week. And by "friend," I mean "problem you've been ignoring." Like that stack of bills or the squeaky door that's been driving you mad. It's time to buckle down and tackle these issues head-on. Think of it like a game of Whac-A-Mole... but with less carnival music and more adulting. On the bright side, your creative juices are flowing like a freshly unclogged ketchup bottle. Use this to your advantage. Maybe create a haiku about your bills, or compose a symphony inspired by the squeaky door. Who knows, you might just go viral! Remember, even when the universe throws you a curveball, you're not alone. Saturn's got your back, and it's a lot bigger than any problem you're facing. So, keep your chin up, water-bearer, and let your freak flag fly. Hashtags for the week: #AquariusVibes, #SaturnGotMyBack, #AdultingIsHard, #OldMoonNewMe, #CreativeKetchupFlow, #ProblemWhacAMole, #FreakFlagFlying.

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.01.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-04-01-2024)