Aquarius Report

"Galactic Guffaws Ahead, Aquarius: Extraterrestrial Sock Puppets Predict Your Planetary Party!"

The next Aquarius will start in 50 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 14 days, at Saturday, 16 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 65 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 77 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 73 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 50 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alrighty then, Aquarius, my dear water bearer, let's see how the celestial bodies are lining up for you. The Waning Gibbous moon is currently doing her 19.6 day old thing, and in layman's terms, she's looking a bit like a half-eaten cheese sandwich. If you're anything like me, and I suspect you are because, well, we're all made of star stuff (thank you, Carl Sagan), you'll be thinking, "What on earth does that mean for me?" Well, buckle up, because it means that it's time to release and let go. You know, like when you've been holding onto the last piece of chocolate cake in the fridge, convincing yourself that if you leave it a little longer, the calories might have evaporated. Spoiler alert: they don't... trust me, I've tried. This phase is about letting go of what no longer serves you. It's about saying goodbye to that old pair of socks with the holes in them or finally accepting that your favorite band from the 70s just isn't going to make a comeback. So, use this time wisely, Aquarius, and remember, there's nothing wrong with a little spring cleaning...even if it's not spring. On the brighter side, Aquarius, you're known to be independent, original, and a bit of a trendsetter. Don't be surprised if your fashion choices become the talk of the town. Just remember to wear those neon pants with confidence. After all, who else but an Aquarius can pull off such audacious style? So, in conclusion, it's a time for releasing, revamping, and reestablishing your unique Aquarian self. And, if you do it right, you might just find that the universe rewards you with a brand-new slice of life's cake - hopefully chocolate, and definitely calorie-free! #AstrologyNerd #AquariusVibes #WaningGibbousWisdom #MoonCheeseSandwich #StarStuff

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.12.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-02-12-2023)