Aquarius Report

"Planetary Puzzles and Galactic Giggles: Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Roller Coaster of Quantum Quirks!"

The next Aquarius will start in 294 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 3 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 302 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025

Venus moves to Aquarius in 250 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, water-bearers of Aquarius! The stars are aligning in a way that could only be described as ‘Picasso meets quantum physics on a rollercoaster’ this week. Pluto, that celestial body who got uninvited from the planet party, is currently crashing at your place. Now, don't panic. He's not the bad guest you're imagining. Just think of him as the goth cousin with a deep love for introspection and transformation. This week, you're being asked to channel your inner David Bowie and embrace change, even if it feels like you're trying to solve a Rubik’s cube while riding a unicycle. Change can be as refreshing as a new operating system update, albeit with fewer bugs and more potential for personal growth. The moon, in her third quarter phase and 21.4 days old (but who's counting?), is beckoning you to let go of what no longer serves you. Now, I'm not suggesting you start throwing out all your Star Trek memorabilia or your collection of rare crystals. I'm talking about those emotional baggage, like the grudge you've been holding since they cancelled Firefly. It's time to let that ship fly, my friends. So gear up, dear Aquarians! This week may feel like you're in a Star Wars sequel - full of unexpected twists, turns, and maybe a surprise cameo from your subconscious. Embrace the journey, because remember, the force is strong with this one! #AquariusAstrology #PlutoPartyGuest #MoonMakeover #EmbraceTheChange #StarWarsSequelLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.04.2024 08:42:01 (aqu-01-04-2024)