Virgo Report

"Virgo, Brace Yourself for Cosmic Tidying: Even the Universe thinks Your DVD Collection Needs Alphabetizing!"

The next Virgo will start in 236 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo tomorrow, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 208 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 218 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Virgo! So, you've got your laser-like focus locked onto your goals, eh? Just like our intergalactic friend, The Predator. This is not a surprise considering the Waning Gibbous moon is about as old as an 80's action movie. #PredatorVibes #VintageMoon With that moon glowing at a ripe 18.8 days old, it's like a hunk of space cheese just waiting for you to take a bite. You may have been feeling a little like Danny Glover in Predator 2– stuck in a concrete jungle, up against challenges that seem... well, alien. But remember, Danny survived, and so will you! The universe is giving you some infrared vision right now, so use it, Virgo! You've got the power to see through all the mud and foliage that life throws at you. Just be sure not to accidentally decapitate any innocent bystanders with your razor-sharp wit. #InfraredInsights #CamoLife In love, you might be feeling a bit invisible—like our dreadlocked buddy when he shifts into stealth mode. But hey, don't worry about it. Your special someone will soon spot your heat signature. #LoveRadar On the work front, you've got some heavy artillery coming your way. I'm talking major opportunities, not plasma caster guns. Although, those could come in handy at the next office meeting, am I right? #OpportunityBlast So, buckle up, Virgo. Embrace your inner Predator (minus the whole skull-collecting thing) and conquer your world. Remember, if it bleeds, we can kill it. In this case, 'it' is any obstacle you face. #VirgoVictory And finally, don’t forget to hydrate... or as our favorite extraterrestrial hunter would say, "Hrrr... water!" #HydrateLikeAPredator

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-31-12-2023)