Virgo Report

"Virgo, May the Force of Mercury Be With You - But Seriously, Watch Out for Retrograde, It's the Real Death Star!"

The next Virgo will start in 207 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury moves to Virgo in 179 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 189 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Good morning, Virgo! The moon’s in your court, old buddy. It's like a cosmic game of dodgeball and guess what? You're up next! With the moon in its waning gibbous phase and currently lounging in Virgo, it’s like a celestial slumber party and you’re the guest of honor. So, put on your favorite pair of cosmic pajamas and get ready to rock this day with a wild mix of efficiency and overthinking! You may feel like you're holding an emotional yard sale, but remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure. That thing you're stressed about? It might be the answer someone else is looking for. So, toss out your worries like they're last season's fashion and embrace the chaos. It's not a crisis; it's a character-building adventure! Also, beware of rogue asteroids (metaphorical ones, unless Elon Musk has been messing with the universe again.) They might look scary, but hey, aren't diamonds just lumps of coal under pressure? You got this! In love, expect some gravitational pull towards that special someone. Go ahead, be the spaceship that could! In fact, why not make first contact? After all, we're all just aliens trying to find our home planet. Remember, Virgo, the universe doesn't make mistakes, so embrace the beautiful chaos of this day. And don’t forget to laugh at the absurdity of it all. Because if we can't laugh at the vast, unfeeling void of space, what can we laugh at? #StellarSlumberParty #CelestialChaos #VirgoVibes #UniverseHumor #AstrologicalAntics #ElonStopMessingWithSpace

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.01.2024 07:52:01 (vir-29-01-2024)