Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde - Perfect Time to Blame All Your Geeky Obsessions on the Cosmos!"

The next Virgo will start in 269 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 6 days, at Monday, 04 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 241 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 251 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

"Listen up, Virgos. It's time to turn on your cybernetic learning computers because the full moon is 15.7 days old. That's not just a random number, it's a celestial cue for you to get your gears grinding. You see, the full moon is like the Terminator of our lunar cycle. It's bright, unyielding, and keeps coming back no matter how much we might try to hide. And just like the Terminator, it has a message for you: 'I'll be back.' Except in your case, it's more 'I'll be better.' Yes, Virgos, the universe is telling you that even if you've been feeling a little low on battery, it's time to recharge and rise again. This week, try to channel your inner T-800. Be relentless in pursuit of your goals, but also remember that even terminators need a tune-up now and then. Take time for self-care, even if that means pausing your mission to save humanity... or at least your latest project. And hey, if things get tough, just remember the Terminator's wise words: 'Hasta la vista, baby.' Sometimes, saying goodbye to stress is as simple as a well-timed Arnold Schwarzenegger quote. #MoonTerminator #VirgoVibes #CyberneticSelfCare #HastaLaVistaStress"

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.11.2023 07:52:01 (vir-28-11-2023)