Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert! Mercury in Retrograde Decides to Play Hide-and-Seek, Expect Your Inner Control Freak to Do The Running Man!"

The next Virgo will start in 245 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 10 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 217 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 227 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey, Virgo! Well, smeg me sideways, you aren’t going to believe this! The Waxing Gibbous moon is 10.1 days old, which, if you're a nerd like me, is just like when Lister left his socks in the washing machine for too long – things are swelling up and getting ready to burst! In your work life, you're about as organized as Kryten's sock drawer, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. You see, it's that meticulous nature of yours that's going to bring success your way, even if your colleagues give you the "are you for real?" look when you alphabetize the coffee mugs in the break room. On the love front, you're a bit like Rimmer - always dreaming of a romantic connection but somehow screwing it up with your over-thinking. But fear not, because the Waxing Gibbous moon, now in its pubescent stage, is all about growth and clarity. So, keep those antennas up, and you might just pick up on some signals from someone who finds your peculiarities attractive. Health-wise, try to be less like Lister and more like Kryten. Stay away from the curries and beers, and instead, opt for a salad - you never know, you might actually like it! And remember, Virgo, you've got the efficiency of a skutter and the intelligence of Holly (before his IQ dropped), so use these traits to navigate through the cosmos of life. So, let's rock on, you over-organized, over-analyzing, spaceship of sanity in this universe of uncertainty. #SmegHeadHoroscope #VirgoVibes #WaxingGibbousWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-22-12-2023)