Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Expect Supernova-sized Laughs as Mercury Retrogrades into a Comedic Wormhole!"

The next Virgo will start in 36 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 19 days, at Tuesday, 06 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 8 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 18 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

Mars moves to Virgo in 335 days, at Wednesday, 18 June, 2025

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey Virgo, it's your resident cosmic comedian here to deliver your horoscope under the 11.5 day-old Waxing Gibbous moon. I hope you're feeling as bright and promising as our semi-circular celestial buddy up there! Your practical, detail-oriented nature is going to be like a moth to the flame of the Waxing Gibbous. Yes, yes, the moon isn't actually on fire, that's just an Earthly illusion. Kinda like your obsessiveness over perfection at times. No offense Virgo, but sometimes you're as stubborn as a mule in quicksand. But don't worry, this phase of the moon means growth, meaning your relentless pursuit of perfection will finally pay off. Expect progress in your work, relationships, and personal growth. Just remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was that IKEA furniture you've been struggling with. If you've been waiting for the right time to start that new hobby or project, now's the time. And if that new hobby involves building a model of the Starship Enterprise, then hey, may the force be with you... wait, wrong franchise. Live long and prosper, Virgo. Remember to take some time to enjoy the wonders of our universe. The Waxing Gibbous is a perfect time for stargazing, so grab your telescope and your sense of wonder. Who knows, you might spot Spock having a tea party on the moon. #VirgoVibes #WaxingGibbousGiggles #CosmicComedy #StarGazingSuperstar

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2024 07:52:02 (vir-18-07-2024)