Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Perfectionist Planet in Retrograde! Mop Buckets and Calculators may Revolt!"

The next Virgo will start in 37 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 20 days, at Tuesday, 06 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 9 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 19 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

Mars moves to Virgo in 336 days, at Wednesday, 18 June, 2025

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there, Virgo. You're as precise and organized as a spreadsheet made by a hyperactive squirrel on a caffeine bender. With the moon waxing Gibbous and 10.5 days old, it's like the universe's version of a teenager - full of potential, yet still doesn't have a clue where the laundry basket is. This week, just like a blade runner chasing replicants around LA, you're in for a rollercoaster. But fear not! Your Virgo superpowers of overthinking, I mean, meticulous planning, will serve you well. In love, you're headed for more drama than a soap opera marathon. Remember, Virgo, love isn't about finding someone who ticks all your boxes - it's about finding someone whose weirdness matches yours. So embrace the chaos, just like that time when your favorite Sci-Fi movie spent a gazillion dollars on a flying car and still couldn't afford decent raincoats. Work-wise, with Mercury in retrograde, anticipate some communication breakdowns. So, when Bob from accounting sends you an email that makes less sense than a vegan vampire, don't stress. Just reply with a hearty "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" and move on. Health-wise, your body is a temple. A temple that currently craves pizza and Netflix marathons. Balance is key, my dear Virgo. So, for every slice of pizza, do a jumping jack. Or just lift the remote. That counts too, right? Remember, the stars have your back, even when they make less sense than the plot of a David Lynch movie. So, keep your chin up and your spirit weird! Hashtags for the week: #VirgoVibes #WaxingGibbousMadness #BladeRunningThroughLife #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.07.2024 07:52:01 (vir-17-07-2024)