The next Virgo will start in 67 days (Saturday, 23 August, 2025, 12:25 UTC)
The Moon moves to Virgo in 12 days (Sunday, 29 June, 2025, 12:25 UTC)
Mercury moves to Virgo in 78 days (Wednesday, 03 September, 2025, 12:25 UTC)
Venus moves to Virgo in 95 days (Saturday, 20 September, 2025, 12:25 UTC)
Mars is currently in Virgo
Mars In Virgo
Mars is the planet of "do" and Virgo is the sign of "do it efficiently." While Mars moves through Virgo, we’re able to figure out where to cut the fat in our work habits so that we can get things done as quickly as possible. Tasks will be handled more swiftly, giving us the time to develop or hone a skill.
Virgo rules the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, which means Mars in Virgo could be a time when many of us decide to join a gym, eat healthier, or take a closer look at our overall mental and physical health. And because Mars in Virgo loves routine, the plans you make during this time are more likely to stick.
Critical (Virgo) attacks (Mars) are a downside to this transit. It becomes easier for us to nitpick and express ourselves aggressively, because our bars are set so high. Tensions could boil over when we become frustrated by inefficiency or a lack of control. We may also find that we turn this need for perfection inward, becoming overly self-critical. By practicing patience and cutting others (and ourselves) some slack, we can avoid conflict during this period.
Instead of focusing on what others may be doing wrong, we should use this productive time to do positive things that require attention to detail. Mars in Virgo will help us balance our budgets, plan for the future, learn a new trade, job hunt, etc. There’s no better time for taking care of personal business or starting a project than Mars in Virgo!
Virgo Report
"Virgo's Voyage into the Vortex of Virtuous Vibes: Even Garak Would Stitch a Suit for This Celestial Soiree"
The next Virgo will start in 68 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023
The Moon moves to Virgo in 7 days, at Saturday, 24 June, 2023
Mercury moves to Virgo in 42 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023
Venus moves to Virgo in 114 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023
Mars moves to Virgo in 24 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
The New moon is currently 28.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Oh, Virgos, you towel-wielding perfectionists of the zodiac realm, gather around for a horoscope reading that's as scientifically accurate as it can be, considering the New moon is currently 28.7 days old. I mean, what are the odds? Well, they're exactly 1 in 29.53, but who's counting, right?
As the next full moon approaches on 3 Jul 2023 at precisely 11:40:30 (and not a nanosecond later), you may experience an overwhelming urge to alphabetize your spice rack. Resisting this temptation could result in spontaneous combustion, or worse, mismatched socks. #Sockpocalypse
Your innate ability to calculate probabilities in your head might come in handy when navigating the unpredictable waters of office politics. Remember, you have a 42% chance of success if you bring a thermos of tea to your boss's next meeting. #TeaForTheWin
In matters of the heart, you'll find yourself drawn to the complex and enigmatic world of Vogon poetry. While it's true that Vogon poetry is the third worst in the universe, it's still marginally more tolerable than listening to your ex drone on about their stamp collection. #VogonPoetrySlam
Financially speaking, don't panic! The stars have aligned in such a way that investing in biodegradable petunias might be your ticket to riches and eco-friendly fame. Just be sure to keep a solid gold brick nearby to check the market value. #GreenThumbBillionaire
Lastly, Virgo, remember to always carry your trusty towel with you wherever you go. You never know when you'll need it to fend off ravenous Bugblatter Beasts or simply to wipe the sweat off your brow after yet another intergalactic escapade. #TowelDayEveryDay
So, there you have it, Virgo. In the wise words of a certain two-headed president, "Don't Panic!" Embrace your inner nerd, keep that towel close at hand, and may the cosmic absurdity be ever in your favor.
#Virgo
SignToday Is Posting: 17.06.2023 07:52:01 (vir-17-06-2023)
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