The next Virgo will start in 283 days (Saturday, 23 August, 2025, 16:10 UTC)

The Moon moves to Virgo in 10 days (Saturday, 23 November, 2024, 16:10 UTC)

Mercury moves to Virgo in 293 days (Tuesday, 02 September, 2025, 16:10 UTC)

Venus moves to Virgo in 310 days (Friday, 19 September, 2025, 16:10 UTC)

Mars moves to Virgo in 216 days (Tuesday, 17 June, 2025, 16:10 UTC)

There are no planets in Virgo at this time.

Virgo Report

"Virgo, Phone Home: Your Mom Was Right, You Really Should Have Cleaned Your Room - Planetary Alignment Says So!"

The next Virgo will start in 256 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 21 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 228 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 238 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The New moon is currently 27.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello, my Virgoan Prodigies of Precision! πŸ‘‹ With the New Moon as old as a cheese left in the fridge for too long (27.8 days, to be precise) and the Full moon eagerly waiting in the wings with all the patience of a cat on a hot tin roof 🌝 (set your alarms for 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023), it's time to strap in for your cosmic weather forecast. Now, Virgos, I know you love details like a Trekkie loves Starfleet uniforms, so let's get right into it. The planets are doing their thing, moving in their orbits like balls in a cosmic pinball machine and, oh boy, are they cooking up some interesting times for you! 🌌 Mercury, your ruling planet, is going through its retrograde phase faster than a nerd flipping through comic books at a convention. This means that communication may be as tricky as trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. My advice? Keep your words as simple as a LEGO manual, and remember - miscommunications are just the universe’s version of autocorrect fails. πŸ“šπŸ”¬ If things start to feel a bit like you're living in a sci-fi movie, don't panic! Embrace it. After all, who knows? You might be the next Luke Skywalker or Princess Leia. So grab your lightsaber, and be ready to face any problems with the same bravery as fighting off a battalion of Stormtroopers. May the force be with you! πŸ’« And about romance... Venus is currently looking like a lovesick puppy. So, if you've been feeling a bit like a love-deprived E.T, now might be the time to phone home. Just remember to keep things light and breezy, like a summer beach read. So, dear Virgos, pack your bags for a journey of self-discovery, tighten your seatbelts, and remember - in space, no one can hear you scream...unless it's on social media. Use your hashtags wisely! #VirgoVoyage #CelestialChaos #AstroAdventures #CosmicComic πŸš€πŸŒ  Remember, you are the master of your own destiny, as long as you don’t let Mercury mess with your GPS. And if things get too intense, just remember this sage advice from a certain Battlestar Galactica character: "No more Mr.Nice Gaius!"

#Virgo

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