Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Mercury in Retrograde? More like Mercury's doing the moonwalk! Time to Reboot Your Cosmic Operating System!"

The next Virgo will start in 257 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 22 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 229 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 239 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Virgo, or should I say the cosmic accountant of the zodiac! Your precision, your knack for details, your love of organization... it's like you were born with a calculator in one hand and a day planner in the other. Well, buckle up, star child, because the Waning Crescent moon - currently as old as a mature cheese at 26.8 days - has some surprises in store for you. You think you've got everything under control? Think again! That Waning Crescent is about to pull a fast one on you, like a quantum physics exam you didn't study for. Oh, the horror! Prepare yourself to step away from your spreadsheets and color-coded sticky notes to face the unpredictable. Next full moon? 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023. Yes, you read that right. In true paradoxical fashion, the universe, in its infinite jest, has decided to schedule the next full moon at precisely 33 minutes and 43 seconds past midnight. Now, don't ask me why the universe chose such an odd time. It probably thought it was being funny. Or maybe it just loves messing with your need for orderly time schedules. So here's your mission, if you choose to accept it - embrace the chaos! Instead of resisting the unexpected, roll with it. Let the universe guide you to new experiences and expand your horizons. You might just be surprised by how much you enjoy it. Remember, Virgo, there's a whole galaxy out there waiting for you to explore. So pack away the calculator, ditch the day planner, and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. You got this! #WaningCrescentMadness #CosmicChaos #NextStopTheGalaxy

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-10-12-2023)