Virgo Report

"Virgo's Weekly Horoscope: Expect Supernova-sized Surprises! Or Maybe Just a Planet in Retrograde. Who Knows, It's Not Rocket Science... Oh Wait, It Kinda Is!"

The next Virgo will start in 259 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 24 days, at Monday, 01 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 231 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 241 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, Virgo! The cosmos is doing its own version of the cha-cha with the Waning Crescent moon at a ripe old age of 24.9 days. This isn’t just a random celestial disco, but the universe's way of telling you to get your gears grinding. Mercury must've spilled some cosmic coffee on its astral keyboard since communication might go haywire this week. Emails may vanish into a black hole, and your phone could behave like it has been possessed by an alien AI. Remember to save, backup, and maybe even learn smoke signals. You never know when that could come in handy! #MercuryRetrogradeMadness Venus is nudging you to indulge in some self-care. And by self-care, I don't mean binge-watching alien conspiracy theories while eating cereal straight from the box. Maybe swap out your usual Spock marathon for a meditation session or two? #VulcanMindfulness Mars is turning up the heat in your ambition zone. Whether you're planning to take over the world or just finally beat that high score on your favourite video game, the universe is giving you a cosmic thumbs up. Just remember, every great leader needs a good night’s sleep. Don’t burn the midnight oil too much. #MarsMotivation Jupiter’s doing a little jig in your social sector. This could mean two things: either an alien invasion is imminent, or it's time to reconnect with your pals, even if it's through a screen. Who said Zoom parties can't be fun? Grab some popcorn and enjoy the virtual camaraderie. Lastly, with the Waning Crescent moon ageing like fine interstellar wine, it's a great time to let go of stuff that's not serving you - that includes bad habits, toxic relationships, and perhaps that tinfoil hat. Trust me, the aliens have better things to do than read your thoughts! #MoonMood Take it easy, Virgo. The universe is just as quirky as we are. Keep reaching for the stars, and remember, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just stardust with a dash of chaos. #StardustAndChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.12.2023 07:52:01 (vir-08-12-2023)