Virgo Report

"Virgo Alert: Jupiter's Got its Moons in a Twist! Expect Sudden Cravings for Organic Tofu and an Irrational Fear of Misplacing Your Calculator!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 6 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 32 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Virgo! Or as the Daleks would say, "GREETINGS, VIRGO. YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED...by the trifecta of Mercury in retrograde, your ruling planet, in your sign AND a waning Third Quarter moon. But fear not, it's not as doom-and-gloom as it sounds! As we say in Dalek-land, "RETROGRADE DOES NOT MEAN RETREAT!" Yes, you might feel like you're being sucked into a black hole of miscommunication and tech glitches. And yes, it's like trying to decode an alien language. (And let's face it, we all know how well the Doctor speaks Dalek.) But this cosmic chaos is actually your opportunity to pause, reevaluate and exterminate...er, I mean, eliminate...what's not working in your life. And then there's the Third Quarter moon, currently 22.5 days old. That's approximately 540 hours, or 32,400 minutes...but who's counting? (Daleks, obviously.) This is a time for reflection, for peering into the mirror of the cosmos and asking, "DO I NEED AN UPGRADE?" It's about letting go of outdated programming and embracing your inner Time Lord...or Lady. So, dear Virgo, remember: Mercury retrograde is not your enemy, it's your sarcastic friend who challenges you to be better. And the Third Quarter moon? Well, that's just your planetary BFF, giving you the cosmic side-eye and saying, "Come on, let's clean up this mess." Embrace the chaos, my celestial friends! To paraphrase the great Dalek philosophy: "CHAOS IS TEMPORARY. ORDER IS ETERNAL. ORDER WILL PREVAIL." And remember, even in the midst of astronomical adversity, #VirgosDoItBetter, #RetrogradeSquad, and #MoonPhaseMavens. Keep calm and exterminate on, Virgo!

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-07-09-2023)