Virgo Report

"Virgo, this week is like a wormhole - unpredictable, potentially full of aliens, and yes, you'll need to do the laundry!"

We are currently in the sign of Virgo

The Moon moves to Virgo in 7 days, at Wednesday, 13 September, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 33 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, my precious Virgo folks! Get ready for a wild cosmic ride because your ruling planet, Mercury, has decided to moonwalk across the celestial dance floor. Yes, you heard it right, Mercury is in retrograde and it's happening in your very own sign. Now, don't get your nerdy glasses all steamed up, this isn't as disastrous as it sounds! First things first, #MercuryRetrograde is not an excuse for everything that goes wrong in your life but it's certainly a good scapegoat when you need one. Burnt the toast? Mercury retrograde. Tripped over your own feet? Mercury retrograde. Accidentally sent a flirty text to your boss instead of your crush? You guessed it, Mercury retrograde. Now, take a deep breath, you obsessive-compulsive earth sign. No need to start alphabetizing your socks or color-coding your cereal boxes yet. This is a fantastic time for introspection. Take a step back and re-evaluate your goals, your aspirations, your diet...you might even reconsider your questionable decision to try out that funky new hairstyle. Now, regarding our Third Quarter moon, which is currently looking like a half-eaten cheese wheel at 21.6 days old. It's like the universe's way of saying "You're nearly there, but not quite." So, if you feel like you've been running a marathon with no finish line, now is the time to pause and catch your breath. Remember, you have the stamina of the Energizer Bunny, so keep going. In the meantime, I recommend taking up knitting, or perhaps cultivating Bonsai trees. Why? Because they take patience and precision - two things you excel at, especially when the rest of us are losing our heads during this Mercury retrograde madness. So, dear Virgo, hang in there! Keep your nerdy spirit high and your stress level low. And remember, this too shall pass. Until then, blame it on Mercury. #VirgoVibes #RetrogradeReality #MoonMoods #AstrologyAntics

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.09.2023 07:52:01 (vir-06-09-2023)