Virgo Report

"Virgo Forecast: Mercury in Retrograde Again! Hold onto Your Glasses, It's About to Get Bumpy!"

The next Virgo will start in 203 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 22 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 175 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 185 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alright, Virgo, listen up! This is bigger than an intergalactic filibuster. With the Third Quarter moon at 21.6 days old, it's like a grumpy old senator who's lost his keys. He's not fully there, but he's still got some half-baked ideas to toss around. First things first, you're going to feel a bit like a bill stuck in the Senate--a lot of back and forth, not much movement. But, don't lose hope. Remember, even the longest filibusters come to an end. Take this as an opportunity to hone your patience skills, and maybe get some paperwork done (or at least pretend to). On the social front, your charisma is stronger than a veteran lobbyist's. Use it wisely, charm the pants off your friends, and avoid stepping on any diplomatic toes. It's all about networking, baby! In terms of love, things might feel a bit like a veto - cold and abrupt. But don't worry, this is just a temporary phase. The lunar cycle is just doing its version of "checks and balances". Keep things fun and light-hearted, and remember, you can't legislate love! Overall, this is a time to channel your inner politician. Be savvy, be diplomatic, and remember to take some time for yourself amidst the hustle and bustle. You're not just a Virgo, you're a Virgo running for office in the cosmos. #VirgoVibes #MoonMischief #AstrologyAffairs #CosmicCongress Remember, astrology is like politics - it's all about interpretation! Keep your sense of humor high and your expectations low. The stars may guide us, but we still have to do the walkin'!

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.02.2024 07:52:01 (vir-02-02-2024)