By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 27 September 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

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The next Taurus will start in 206 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 232 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 216 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 256 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hello, Taurus! Now, I know you're probably thinking, "Oh no, not another retrograde!" But fear not, Jupiter and Uranus are just doing the cosmic cha-cha in your sign. It's like a celestial disco party, only you forgot to RSVP. Oops! Jupiter's retrograde is like that one nerdy friend who suddenly becomes hipster cool. He’s all about expansion and growth, but in retrograde, he's taken a step back to review his life choices. Maybe he's considering trading in his telescope for a typewriter or swapping his lab coat for a tie-dye shirt. What does this mean for you? Well, it's time for some introspection. Don't be surprised if you find yourself questioning everything from your Netflix watchlist to your choice of breakfast cereal. Remember, it's okay to change your mind. In fact, it might be the best thing you've ever done. Now, Uranus – he's the wild child of the solar system. He's always been a bit of a rebel, but with this retrograde, he's really shaking things up. Expect the unexpected. Maybe your boss will turn up to work in flip flops, or your cat will learn to play the ukulele. With the Waxing Gibbous moon at a spry 12.3 days old, there’s a sense of anticipation in the air. It's like waiting for your favorite comic book to drop - you can almost feel the pages between your fingers. Use this energy to go after what you want. Whether it's a promotion, a date with that cutie from the coffee shop, or finally mastering the art of sourdough baking. So, Taurus, buckle up and enjoy the ride. The universe has a funny way of making things work out. And remember, even astrologers need a sense of humor when planets start to moonwalk. #JupiterRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #TaurusLife #CosmicChaCha #WaxingGibbousVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-27-09-2023)

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