By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 26 August 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Stellar Update: Taurus Bullishly Charges Into Retrograde, Forgets to Take Left Turn at Mars!"

The next Taurus will start in 238 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 264 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 248 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 288 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! Grab your favorite cup of cosmic tea and buckle up for a stellar ride, because your planetary pals Jupiter and Uranus have parked their celestial RVs in your sign. This means you're hosting a cosmic cookout, and we all know how much you Bulls love a good party! Jupiter, the big guy with the even bigger personality, is blasting your life with a double dose of luck and expansion. Your social calendar is about to explode faster than a supernova, so you better stock up on those vegan hot dogs and gluten-free buns. #CosmicBBQ Uranus, the mad scientist of the cosmos, is also hanging out in your sign, tinkering around with your routine like it's a broken down UFO. Expect unexpected shifts that might feel like you're navigating through a quantum physics textbook blindfolded. But don't worry, you've got this. Remember, you're as stubborn as a black hole refusing to let go of its lunch. #AlienFixerUpper As for our lovely, Waxing Gibbous moon, 9.3 days old and wiser than a reincarnated Einstein, it's encouraging you to take stock of your emotional inventory. Are you holding onto grudges heavier than a neutron star? Time to let them go. Your heart needs room for all the new adventures coming your way. #LunarLettingGo So Taurus, embrace your cosmic journey this month. Laugh at the constellations, dance with the asteroids, and remember, even when things get a bit "spacey", you're still the most grounded sign in the zodiac. #TaurusTrivia Looking forward to next month's stargazing session, my celestial friends. Until then, keep your antennas high and your space boots polished. #StayStellar

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-26-08-2023)

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