Taurus is a sign that likes things steady and stable, and isn’t the best at handling big, sudden changes. But big, sudden changes are what Uranus is all about! Taurus would prefer to stick to the status quo and keep doing things the way they’ve always been done. The problem is, the old ways aren’t always the best ways. Even if we are resistant to the changes Uranus in Taurus brings, we have no choice but to go along for the ride, and, chances are, we’ll realize in the end that these changes brought us to a much better place.
Money is Taurus’ main area of expertise, so while Uranus is in Taurus, we can expect some very revolutionary ways of handling and dealing with money, both nationwide and worldwide. During the seven years Uranus will spend in Taurus, brand-new forms of currency may arise, banks and banking could come to a halt or change dramatically, and the housing and stock markets may be in for a major shake-up.
On a more personal level, Uranus in Taurus encourages us to break free from the grips of money: debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages are all things that can prevent us from saving money or using it the way we want to. We may also feel trapped by our material possessions in general. During this transit, we must be ready and willing to change our relationship to money and materialism.We no longer have a choice. Uranus is here to liberate us, and digging in our heels and resisting won’t make things any easier, and won’t stop these changes from happening. The changes we make during this period can actually help bring us to a point of greater stability, and can be very long-lasting.
"Galactic Update: Taurus, Brace Your Horns! Venus Retrograde Plans to Moo-ve Your Cheese!"
The next Taurus will start in 209 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 235 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 219 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 259 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Ah, Taurus, my dear stubborn bull. The universe, in its infinite jest (or perhaps boredom - it’s hard to tell with celestial bodies), has decided to park not one, but TWO planets in reverse gear in your sign. Yes, both Jupiter and Uranus are currently enjoying a leisurely retrograde stroll through your cosmic backyard.
Now, Jupiter's retrograde is like a cosmic audit. It's all about re-evaluating your growth, your wisdom, and your waistline... Oh, didn’t I mention? Retrograde Jupiter also tends to bless us with sudden affinity for late-night snacks. But don't worry, your secret love affair with chips at 3 AM will remain between us, the crumbs on your bedsheet, and the vast, indifferent cosmos.
And then we have Uranus. When Uranus goes retrograde, it's like the universe has suddenly decided to play a game of interstellar "pin the tail on the donkey" with your life. You might wake up one day with a sudden urge to become a llama farmer. Or perhaps you'll decide that socks and sandals are indeed the height of fashion. Either way, expect the unexpected, embrace the bizarre, and remember that normal is just a setting on the washing machine.
As for the moon, it's currently 9 days old and in its first quarter phase, which is like the universe's version of teenage angst - too young to be full but too old to be a crescent. It's a time of growth and expansion, much like your post-Jupiter-retrograde waistline.
So my bovine friend, take this week to embrace the chaos, enjoy your midnight snacks, and remember - in the grand cosmic scheme of things, we're all just tiny specks on a tiny speck spinning around in an infinitely expanding universe. Or as I like to call it, Tuesday.
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Remember, life is absurd and the universe has a twisted sense of humor. So take a leaf out of my book and face it all with a healthy dose of sarcasm and self-deprecation.
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SignToday Is Posting: 24.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-24-09-2023)
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