Taurus Report

"Beware, Taurus! Venus Has a Crush on You: Cosmic Love Triangle Ensues!"

The next Taurus will start in 150 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 176 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 160 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 200 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello, Taurus! You've got not one, but two planets in retrograde in your sign. That's like a double portion of expired milk on your cereal, or twin photon torpedoes to your starship's shields. Don't panic! It might sound like the cosmic equivalent of stepping on two LEGO bricks at once, but it's not all bad news. First up, we have Jupiter hanging out in reverse. This big gas giant spinning backward is like your favorite uncle who tells long stories at family gatherings. You know, the one who starts with "When I was your age..." and ends three hours later with a detailed explanation of how to make the perfect sandwich. The good news is that Jupiter's retrograde is here to help you review, revise and recheck. So if you're working on something that needs a second look, Jupiter is your reliable proofreader. Then there's Uranus, also in retrograde. This planet is the wild card of the solar system, the mad scientist, the guy who invents a time machine out of a Flux Capacitor and a DeLorean. Just like Doc Brown, Uranus in retrograde is here to shake things up. There may be a few surprise plot twists coming your way, but isn't that what makes life interesting? Lastly, the Waxing Gibbous moon, 9.4 days old and still growing, is like your favorite pimple that just won't go away. It's getting bigger, brighter and ready to burst with energy! The moon's current phase is a great time to build, create, and send your dreams into the universe. So whatever project you're working on, it's time to crank up the power and let it shine. Remember, Taurus, the universe is like a giant cosmic comic book. There are heroes, villains, plot twists, and epic battles. But ultimately, you're the superhero in your own story. So put on your cape, adjust your glasses, and tackle this week like you're saving the galaxy. #Taurus #RetrogradeTwins #WaxingGibbousGlow #CosmicComicBookLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-22-11-2023)