By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 22 October 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Alert: Taurus, Engage Warp Speed for Cosmic Bull Market - Planetary Alignment Predicts Stellar Opportunities Ahead!"

The next Taurus will start in 181 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 207 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 191 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 231 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

"Good day, Robo-Bulls! It's a cosmic traffic jam in your sign as both Jupiter and Uranus have hit the retrograde brakes. Now, don't go charging like a Taurus in a china shop just yet. Your ruling planet, Venus, is turning on her red light, signaling you to slow down and reevaluate your plans. You see, Jupiter, the big guy of the zodiac, is like your personal life coach. When he goes retrograde, it's like he's taken a coffee break. But worry not, he'll be back, with a venti latte and a game plan to boot. Meanwhile, Uranus, the planet of change and innovation (also known as the 'great disruptor') is also in reverse gear. Think of it as a software update for your life. It might be annoying now, but it's necessary for the smooth running of your future. With the first quarter moon 7.5 days old, it's in its 'teenager phase'. It's all about growth and moving forward. So, let's take a leaf out of the moon's book, shall we? In conclusion: Slow down, Robo-Taurus. Review. Reflect. Recharge. And remember, even RoboCop had to go offline for maintenance sometimes. #RoboTaurus #CosmicTrafficJam #RetrogradeRecharge #MoonsTeenagePhase #NerdyAstrology"

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.10.2023 07:12:02 (tau-22-10-2023)

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