"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Alien Invasion Expected as Venus Enters Your House. Remember, the Key is to Stay Calm and Avoid Acidic Spit!"
The next Taurus will start in 243 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 14 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 269 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 253 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 293 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, Taurus! Your astrological forecast is as follows:
The Jupiter-Taurus alignment suggests your luck may be akin to finding the last Tribble on a Klingon ship. #TribbleThreats
With Jupiter in your sign, expansiveness is the name of the game. It's like you've ingested a case of Deanna Troi's chocolate sundaes and are experiencing an emotional growth spurt. Just remember, moderation is key. There's only so much ice cream one can consume before needing to adjust their uniform size. #WarpSpeedWeightGain
Uranus in Taurus is a bit like having Q drop in for tea unexpectedly. This could mean sudden changes, breakthroughs, or just plain weirdness. The trick is not to panic. Remember, Captain Picard dealt with Q by keeping his phaser set to 'unimpressed'. #QTeaParty
The Waxing Crescent moon at 4.4 days old indicates that, much like a Ferengi in the early stages of a business venture, you're just getting started. Things are growing, ideas are forming, and there's potential for profit - whether that's literal latinum or just personal growth. #FerengiFinance
Remember, Taurus, every starship needs a good navigator. So buckle up, set your phasers to stun, and engage. #StarfleetSurvivalTips
Live long and prosper. #VulcanVibes
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 21.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-21-08-2023)