"Make It So, Taurus: Warp Speed Ahead to a Stellar Week of Cosmic Giggles and Interstellar Romances, Engage!"
The next Taurus will start in 306 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 332 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 316 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 356 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The New moon is currently 1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Greetings, my bovine brethren! As a Taurus, you're no bull in a china shop, but rather a cosmic cow grazing on the planetary pastures of the universe. So, let me tell you what's in store for you this week!
Firstly, Jupiter is chillin' like a villain in your sign, which means you're basically a cosmic magnet for luck, learning, and unexplainable laughter. Enjoy this windfall with reckless abandon, dear Taurus! And, if you happen to attract some extra cash, take a moment to thank the big guy – Jupiter, that is. #BlessedByJupiter
But wait, there's more! Uranus, that quirky, offbeat planet is also crashing your Taurus party. Brace yourself for sudden changes, unexpected opportunities, and a newfound appreciation for all things eccentric. Don't be surprised if you find yourself sporting tie-dye shirts or joining an interpretive dance troupe. Embrace your inner wild child! #UranusGotMeLike
Lastly, the New Moon is just a baby, a mere one-day-old little lunar nugget. This celestial infant is your cue to start fresh, set intentions, and shake off any cosmic cobwebs that have been holding you back. It's time to moo-ve forward, Taurus! (See what I did there?) #NewMoonNewMe
In summary, this week is all about living your best life, taking risks, and being open to change. Just remember to keep one hoof on the ground while you reach for the stars. After all, you're still an Earth sign, darling. #CosmicCowGoesMoo
Until next time, my trusty Tauruses! May the stars always guide you, and may your horoscope bring you infinite joy and laughter!
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 19.06.2023 07:12:02 (tau-19-06-2023)