"Boldly Go Where No Bull Has Gone Before: Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo in Warp Speed!"
The next Taurus will start in 92 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 118 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 102 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 142 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Greetings, Taurus! 🐂
Buckle up your cosmic seatbelt because with the moon, Jupiter, AND Uranus all hanging out in your sign, you're about to become the center of the universe's attention - which I'm sure you'll hate, being the humble bovine that you are.
Firstly, the moon in Taurus is making you more attractive than a fresh pizza at a comic con. Your charm is on a whole new level, so don't be surprised if you find yourself with more admirers than a cat video on the internet. #MoonInTaurus #CharismaOverload
Then there's Jupiter, the big daddy of the solar system, also lounging in your sign. This guy is all about growth, expansion, and wisdom. So, expect your mind to expand faster than the universe during the Big Bang. But remember, Taurus, with great knowledge comes great responsibility to not spoil the end of the latest Netflix series for everyone else. #JupiterInTaurus #SpoilersAlert
Now let's talk about Uranus, the rebellious teenager of the planets, currently doing the cosmic equivalent of sulking in his room - yes, it's in retrograde. This might cause some disruptions to your routine, like misplacing your keys or forgetting your WiFi password. Nothing a little extra mindfulness can't handle, though! And hey, on the bright side, maybe that chaos energy will finally help you sort through that pile of laundry you've been ignoring. #UranusRetrograde #LaundryDay
As for the First Quarter moon, it's like a cosmic halftime show. You should be starting to see some results from your efforts earlier this month. If not, don't worry - it's still early days. You've got more time left than a tortoise in a time machine. #FirstQuarterMoon #HalfTimeShow
So embrace the chaos, Taurus! Remember: life's not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in zero gravity. #TaurusLife
Until next time, keep reaching for the stars... even if you need a little boost from a rocket to get you there. 🚀
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 19.01.2024 07:12:02 (tau-19-01-2024)