By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 18 June 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus, grab your sonic screwdrivers! Timey-wimey cosmic cow vibes are moo-ving your way for an udderly fantastic week!"

The next Taurus will start in 307 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 23 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 333 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 317 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 357 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The New moon is currently 0.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Earthlings! It's time to take a peek at the cosmic shenanigans happening around our beloved Taurus. Q himself would be proud. Dearest Taurus, it appears like your celestial party is getting a bit wild these days, with Jupiter and Uranus crashing at your humble abode. Taureans may find themselves caught between the jovial generosity of Jupiter and the rebellious electricity of Uranus. This combo has "sci-fi sitcom" written all over it. You'll feel like a cosmic mad scientist, but don't worry, it's all part of the plan. #JupiterInTaurus #UranusInTaurus Now, let's not forget about that fresh and funky New Moon, merely 0.1 days old. Ah, the sweet smell of lunar infancy. This little cosmic cutie is bringing you the chance to start anew and declare your intentions to the universe. So, grab your lab coat, Taurus, and channel your inner mad scientist to concoct a brilliant plan for world domination... or, you know, just to improve your life a bit. #NewMoonWhoDis In summary, you're in for an exciting ride through the intergalactic highway, Taurus. Embrace the chaos, and remember, resistance is futile. Keep calm and beam up! #TaurusHoroscope #QStyleAstrology #Nerdstrologer Live long and prosper, my dear Taurean friends!

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.06.2023 07:12:01 (tau-18-06-2023)

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