"Galactic Bull Market Alert: Taurus to Take Charge of Cosmic Economy - Expect a Solar Surge in Stubbornness and Snacks!"
The next Taurus will start in 186 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 12 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 212 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 196 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 236 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Alright Taurus, buckle up and put on your best retrograde-proof goggles because we've got a double whammy coming your way. Jupiter and Uranus are both doing the backwards cha-cha in your sign, so you might feel like you're stuck in a sci-fi movie directed by a particularly vindictive alien. But don't worry, this isn't Blade Runner: Retrograde Edition.
Jupiter, the planet of luck and expansion, going retrograde in your sign is like having an unlimited supply of your favorite snack, but it's all on the top shelf and you can't find your step ladder. #TallPeopleAdvantages #ShortPeopleProblems
Meanwhile, Uranus, the planet of rebellion and innovation, also in retrograde in Taurus, feels a bit like your wi-fi router decided to take a vacation just when you were about to beat the final boss in your favourite video game. #GameOverMan
This cosmic cocktail might have you feeling a bit like a confused bull in a china shop, but remember, bulls are also experts at digging in their heels and pushing through. And let's not forget that 2.4-day-old Waxing Crescent moon. It’s still fresh out of the cosmic oven and ready to lend you some much-needed energy.
In short, you're in for a bumpy ride, Taurus, but remember, even the most turbulent flights can land smoothly. So, sit tight, hold on, and whatever you do, don't press the red button. Unless it's the one that orders pizza. Always press the button that orders pizza. #PizzaIsAlwaysAGoodIdea #TaurusTurbulence
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.10.2023 07:12:02 (tau-17-10-2023)