By The Chip Witch on Monday, 15 January 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Alert Alert! Taurus, Brace Your Circuit Boards for a Galactic Shift! The Planetary Conga Line is Changing its Rhythm!"

The next Taurus will start in 96 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 122 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 106 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 146 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings, intrepid Taurus, favorite of the cosmic bull! Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, is currently in your sign. He's checking his emails, just chillin' in your cosmic living room. Jupiter's like that friend who drops by unannounced and insists on staying over, but hey, he always brings good vibes and a party atmosphere. So, let's just call it an extended #JupiterSleepover. Now, let's talk about Uranus. It's currently retrograde in Taurus, which in astrological terms basically means it's moon-walking backwards through your sign. Imagine Michael Jackson in space boots...that's Uranus for you right now. It's dancing to its own beat, which might ruffle your routine-loving feathers a bit. But hey, change can be good, especially when it's served with a side of funky dance moves. So, #EmbraceTheUnexpected and join in the cosmic conga line! As for our lovely Luna, she's currently a waxing crescent, about 4.3 days old. In human years, she's still in her sippy-cup phase. This is a time for beginnings, for planting seeds (literal or metaphorical, you choose). Think of it as an invitation from the universe to start that new project or perhaps bake that sourdough bread you've been thinking about. The stars are aligning, and they're saying, "#JustDoIt, Taurus!" In summary, Taurus, this week may come with its share of surprises and impromptu dance-offs. But remember, the universe has a peculiar sense of humor. Embrace it, laugh along, and keep grooving! #TaurusLife #CosmicCongaLine #UniverseHasJokes

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.01.2024 07:12:03 (tau-15-01-2024)

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