"Join the Taurus Side: Stars Foresee a Powerful Force Within You, Cookies Included!"
We are currently in the sign of Taurus
The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023
Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 352 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 3 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, Taurus! It's time to channel your inner Ellen Ripley because we've got some outer space shenanigans coming your way! 🚀
First off, Mercury is retrograde in your sign, and we all know what that means: communication breakdowns, technology hiccups, and travel mishaps. But fear not, my bovine friends! Just like Ripley survived an encounter with a Xenomorph, you too can navigate this challenging period. So, take a deep breath, practice your best "Get away from her, you *beep*!" line, and remember that sometimes, things just don't go as planned. #RetrogradeRuckus
Next up, Uranus is also hanging out in your sign, which is like having the Nostromo spaceship parked in your front yard. Expect the unexpected and embrace the opportunity for change, growth, and maybe even a little intergalactic adventure. Don't be afraid to try new things or face your fears – just be sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky extraterrestrial lifeforms. #UranusUnexpected
Finally, we have the 24-day-old Third Quarter moon, which is kind of like the calm before the storm – or in this case, the eerie silence before the facehugger jumps out at you. Use this time to evaluate your progress, tie up loose ends, and make any necessary adjustments to your plans. Just like Ripley, you're resourceful and adaptive, so trust your instincts and you'll find yourself safely back in hypersleep in no time. #MoonMomentum
To sum it up, Taurus, you're in for a wild ride this month. Embrace the chaos, learn from your mistakes, and never underestimate the power of a solid one-liner. You've got this! #TaurusTeaTime
Happy trails, space cowboy! 🌌
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 14.05.2023 07:12:01 (tau-14-05-2023)