"Taurus Galactic Gossip: Bullish on Love, but Uranus Says it's Time to Clean Your Room!"
The next Taurus will start in 129 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 155 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 139 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 179 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The New moon is currently 0.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hey Taurus, you know how in the movie Alien, that extraterrestrial creature is all like, "Surprise! I’m here, just chilling in your spaceship!” - Well, that's pretty much what Jupiter and Uranus are doing right now in your sign. Retrograde and all. They've just parked their cosmic butts in your space and they’re not going anywhere anytime soon.
Jupiter's got this whole retro vibe going on, like it’s revisiting the 70s, blasting out some classic Bowie whilst wearing flares. But don't freak out, Taurus. It’s just asking you to dig deep within and find your inner Ziggy Stardust. You know, that flamboyantly fabulous version of you that's been waiting for the perfect time to make an appearance? That's the one.
And then there's Uranus. Ah, Uranus. The cosmic joker of our solar system, also going retro in your sign. Expect the unexpected, Taurus. Like when you're quietly sipping your chai latte and suddenly your ex walks into the same coffee shop. Yep, that level of unexpected.
But hey, there's a new moon too, barely 0.3 days old. It's so fresh, it’s practically a cosmic newborn. It's whispering to you: "Hey Taurus, it's time to start something new." So, if you've been thinking about taking up interpretive dance or learning Klingon, this is your moment.
To sum up, your celestial weather forecast is: expect a couple of retrograde storms with a chance of new beginnings and a strong likelihood of random encounters. So, buckle up, cosmic bull, and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... or laugh at your own jokes.
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SignToday Is Posting: 13.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-13-12-2023)