"Taurus, Prepare to Steer Clear of Space-Time Anomalies: Your Horoscope Predicts a Sudden Uptick in Unintentional Time Travel!"
The next Taurus will start in 190 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 16 days, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 216 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 200 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 240 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Alrighty, Taurus!
Jupiter and Uranus are both in retrograde in your sign, and I know what you're thinking. "Great, now my life is going to be as chaotic as a game of 3D chess with a Cylon!" Fear not, my bullish friends, this cosmic event is more like a sci-fi series reboot than a network cancellation.
With Jupiter, the planet of luck and expansion pulling a reverse thruster, it's a perfect time to review your plans for world domination...or at least the local community garden project. You're gonna feel like you're going backwards, but remember, even Starbuck had to backtrack a few times before finding Earth.
And as for Uranus, the planet of change and rebellion also doing the moonwalk in your sign, expect some unexpected plot twists. But hey, who doesn’t love a good plot twist? It keeps things spicy, right? Just like that time when we found out the Final Five were not who we expected. Embrace change like you're enthusiastically shaking hands with a newly revealed Cylon.
The New Moon is almost 28.2 days old, which means it's hiding behind the scenes like a shy extra. Use this time to lay low and plan your next move. And don’t forget, the next Full Moon is ready to make its grand entrance at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023 - so get ready for your close-up!
Remember Taurus, you're as stubborn and loyal as the Old Man himself, Adama. Don't let all this cosmic kerfuffle shake your determination. Keep your eyes on the prize and, no matter how many retrogrades or moon phases come your way, remember: "Sometimes, you gotta roll the hard six." #TaurusStrength #CosmicChaos #RollTheHardSix #BattlestarGalacticaAstrology
Stay shiny, Taurus!
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SignToday Is Posting: 13.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-13-10-2023)